NAAC Visit....

Hey friends, you may be knowing a peer team of NAAC had visited our college last year. Now let me share some short lines with you, about the NAAC visit, compiled by my friend. Here is it hope you will enjoy it.

There is a peer team

In the council NAAC

Towards us they

started to walk

That good old

20^th century clock

Which is kept in

That library block

After a long time

It started to work

But, we-the students

Really became weak

Yet, we masked the college

Before they knock.

Before the team reached us, the management was trying to make the college look nicer.

Every things were got painted

Some tried inscriptions.

Notice boards were mounted

With the finest descriptions.

And all the departments and associations of our college were very busy in giving their own contributions for getting a nicer grade for the beloved institution

Chemicals started to react

Current flowed in circuit

Even the dead plants-grew

Specimens came out for show

Supercomputers tried for ‘phi’

Microbes lived even in dryness….

All were busy in enhancing whatever they had and could.

Even the old telescope

Sailed out of darkness

For ‘A’ grade they did hope,

We waited with eagerness.

The biggest library with oldest books got modernized in this way..

The books which we had

Never seen and imagined,

Came out of the dust,

With the finest labels on it.

The desk with a torn out,

Catalogue-“Got Computerised “.

A board with numbers on it,

With, ‘we have these..’-appeared.

The floor got a new carpet,

And new greenery emerged.

Finally on 20^th of September the anticipation came to an end when the team of three members reached to our college.

One morning of Monday,

Their voyage put an anchor.

The eight cadets of Army,

Saluted with-‘Guard of Honour’.

For the next two days they investigated various associations and activities of our college.

They observed everything,

They blamed at nothing.

And visited every department,

Like a TTE in train compartment.

With a satisfied opinion they returned the next day. In the second week of November the B++ grade was declared.

A long two months later

The grade was declared.

We ourselves started to flatter,

At our own back, we patted.

This is just a recap of my vague memories, but not an attempt to insult the college or any association or department. Hope the reader will take this positively.

Simply Quoted...

• Rank is a responsibilty; not just a respect.
• Be a scientist in life; not a Soldier-Imagine, Experiment, Observe, Analys then Conclude; never jump into decision.
• True writer is the one who inspires others to think and makes to write; not the one who just writes.
• Measure not friendship by leangth, but by depth.
• When you have a bun, wait for none, To have the fun, else you are gone, Also wait for none when things are done!!
• Never get satisfied with what you have achieved; unless and otherwise-'You agree that you dont deserve the next'.
• Trusting some thing is not a big thing, but trusting 'that trust' is truly a great thing.

Why should we pay for it...??!!

An average Indian spends around 48983 rupees on an average student, for the completion of his graduation! But the question arises-"Whether he is really Graduated...?!"; If not, why should we spend?

The education system, which we have today makes us only-"The Monkeys with Marks cards" and absolutely with no fulfilled knowledge.It is so closed that it never allows us to peep through the windows". It never tries to fill the students with Management Skills. Though they pass in exams, they 'fail in life' with distinction!? They are trained to 'Keep Quit' but never to make others Keep Quit. They are taught to 'Hear' but never to 'Speak' without fear.

If we just glance at the different subjects; if it is Physics- What we were asked to by-heart is-"Bombard a Uranium atom with a Neutron and get an Atom Bomb". This has been our atom bomb for last "Seven Years"!! Even now we are reacting with 'HCl', when we are going to see 'Al Ti V Fe Ni Zr Co Pd' ?! If we cant identify a grass in front of our gate, when will we be able to name 'neo-plant on Mars'..?!

Even in Graduate level we are confused with a simple 'Summation Series', when we are going to be serious with λ or β series's? If at all, if the system teaches us Science. Does it give the 'decent moral mentality' to the so called scientist, when it gives the trigger to his finger? Do we have Literature with Science??!

If a Maths student files to calculate, as fast as a 'Bus Conductor' counts; If a literature student fails to grasp the abstract as nicely as a 'Paper Boy' does; If we cant fallow the politics; If we are unable to produce the multiplication table as quickly as an 'uneducated old women' plays 'to and fro', what is the use our education?!

If the schools and colleges never teach us to know what 'Sensex' or at least what 'Sex' is, then why should we go for it?

If the institutions promote '90%' students to '60%'- what moral right they have for fees? We don't have any college which moulds all its science students discover, invent, manufacture or produce anything new in the field of Physics, Chemistry, Medicine, Architecture or Engineering. aren't they producing an Army of 'Wasters'??

Before I conclude, let me tell you a shameful instant. For the last two years-one of my wall clocks was not working properly. Eight time I changed it and Six time- got it repaired. Last month one old Grandma of my own village observed the wall for two minutes and immediately advised me to change the place and not the clock!! All problems ended there itself. Now, any clock works at new place. The earlier place was not at all suitable for a clock; can you guess, why?. Yes, there was an electric cable running through the wall exactly under the clock!!! This is the standard of our education. "She knows magnetic effects of electric current much better than me!"( uneducated old lady!)

A gold medalist in Agricultural studies is a waste, if he cant climb an arecanut tree, compared to a usual tree climber.


Hi friends, this is from the magazine "Mangalagange" :)